- Ray Manchester: What's your deal? W-why are you so scary?
- Chapa: A boy stole my cell phone.
- Ray Manchester: So buy another one!
- Chapa: No! If your best friend got stolen, would you just buy another one?
- Ray Manchester: Yes! My best friend moved to Dystopia, so I bought four new ones!
- Bose O'Brian: Aw! Love you, man.
- Ray Manchester: [giving Bose a half-hearted fist bump] Uh, we'll get there.
- Mika Macklin: We can't take your test today because we're going on a field trip.
- Sharona Shapen: Where to?
- Mika Macklin: Uhh...
- Miles Macklin: A field.
- Miles Macklin: I'm sorry, I can't get over this. When you were at the bus station, WHERE did you go to the bathroom?
- Ray Manchester: Who can tell me the easiest crime to commit?
- Mika Macklin: Jaywalking.
- Bose O'Brian: Jay-dancing.
- Chapa: [darkly] Stealing my phone.
- Miles Macklin: White collar crime - rarely prosecuted.
- Ray Manchester: You're all wrong - except for Miles.