- David Spade: Egypt's former president, Mubarak has died at age 91 and Egypt no longer puts dead leaders in pyramids, so he's just gonna be burried in a regular, good old fashioned rectangle!
- Sarah Tiana: [talking about naming her son, Cage] We named him because of an SNL sketch that Nicolas Cage did...
- David Spade: Was I in it?
- Sarah Tiana: ...about baby names.
- David Spade: Oh really?
- Sarah Tiana: No, you weren't in it, that's why we like it.
- David Spade: Sarah, that's enough!
- Adam Ray: What happened to the days when, eh, when you know, dog names were weird and kid names were normal? Now we're floppin' it. Now you meet at a park and like 'Meet our dog, Carl, he's great with our kids, Birdfart and HuluPlus", you know?