3 Idiots (2009)

Boman Irani: Viru Sahastrabudhhe

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• Viru Sahastrabudhhe : [Angrily looks for Raju in the class]  Raju Rastogi?

  Raju Rastogi : [a drunk Raju stands up from the last bench of class... and shouts]  Yes, sir!

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : How does an induction motor start?

  Raju Rastogi : [Raju looks around smilingly and then shouts]  Vrrrrommmmmm. Vrrrrrrrooom.

• Viru Sahastrabudhhe : [Angrily silencing students laughing]  Quiet!

  [Points at Rancho] 

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : Nonsense! Is this how you'll teach engineering?

  Rancho : Sir, I wasn't teaching you engineering. You're an expert at that. I was teaching you... how to teach.

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : [get shocked] 

  Rancho : And I'm sure one day you'll learn, because unlike you, I never abandon my weak students.

• Viru Sahastrabudhhe : Who was the first man to step on the moon. Neil Amstrong, oviously. We all know that, but who was the second man? Don't waste your time. It's not important. Nobody ever remembers the man who came second.

• Rancho : Sir, why this seating according to rank?

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : Any problem with that?

  Rancho : Yes, this grading system is like a caste system. A-graders: Kings, C-graders: Slaves. It's not nice, sir.

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : You have a better idea?

  Rancho : Yes. Results should not be displayed at all. Why publicise someone's flaws? If your iron count is low, will the doctor prescribe tonic or air your report on TV? You see, sir?

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : So basically, what you're saying is, I should personally go to each student's room and whisper in their ears: "You have come first", "You're second", "Oh, I'm so sorry, you have failed".

  Rancho : No sir, I mean grades create a divide. I've topped so I'm next to you. My pals came last, they're in the back corner.

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : At least they're in the corner. More time with you, and they'll be out of the photo. They will neither pass, nor get a job.

  Rancho : They'll get jobs, sir. There must be some firm that...

  [Looking at Chatur] 

  Rancho : prefer humans to machines. They'll get jobs. I guarantee.

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : You guarantee it?

  Rancho : Bet, sir?

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : Govind!

  Govind : Yes, sir?

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : [Pointing at Raju and Farhan]  Even if one of them gets a job in campus interviews... shave off my moustache.

  Govind : [Shocked] 

  Rancho : [Shocked]  Sir!

  Viru Sahastrabudhhe : Happy?

  Rancho : Happy, sir.