Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Fights City Hall (2009)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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Quotes 

• Harold Krenshaw : I'm talking about your new therapist, the mystery doctor, the genius you're always raving about. Who is he? Just tell me his name.

  Adrian Monk : I can't tell you. It's privileged information.

  Harold Krenshaw : No, it's not. What happens in the session is privileged. His name isn't privileged. People recommend therapists everyday. Am I right, Natalie?

  Natalie Teeger : I don't know. I just waiting for the conversation to be over.

  Adrian Monk : Ok, fine. His name is doctor... Door.

  Harold Krenshaw : Doctor Door? Is that the best you can do? I suppose if we were standing by that alarm you would've said Doctor Bell.

  Natalie Teeger : [accidentally spits water on Harold]  Oh god, Harold! I'm so sorry!

• Maria Scheter : [at outdoor hot dog stand]  You're not hungry?

  Adrian Monk : No, no, I'm fine. I ate... yesterday.

• Adrian Monk : Hello, my name is Adrian... .

  Maria Scheter : I can't talk to you right now, okay? The councilwoman is missing. It's a madhouse in here. Thank God it's Friday.

  Natalie Teeger : It's not Friday.

  Maria Scheter : Who told you that?

  Natalie Teeger : Well, no one... .

  Maria Scheter : [Answering telephone]  Councilwoman Hill's office, can you hold? Hello? They hung up.

  Adrian Monk : I - I think you disconnected them.

  Maria Scheter : Why would I do that?

  Adrian Monk : I. Don't. Know.

  Natalie Teeger : I'm Natalie Teeger; this is Adrian Monk. We're working with the police. We're looking for Councilwoman Hill.

  Maria Scheter : You should have called first.

  Natalie Teeger : I tried, we tried, but you kept putting us on hold...

  Maria Scheter : [Answering telephone again]  Councilwoman Hill's office. Can I help? Hello?

  Natalie Teeger : ...and hanging up on us.

  Maria Scheter : I'm new here.

  Adrian Monk : Really. I never would have guessed that.

  Maria Scheter : Are you patronizing me?

  Adrian Monk : No, I'm insulting you.

• Adrian Monk : Eileen Hill was a well educated, professional woman. She was an adult. This woman

  [pointing to Maria Scheter] 

  Adrian Monk : on the other hand is a dolt! Adult - dolt - adult - dolt - adult -dolt - adult - dolt...

  Natalie Teeger : [sideways to Monk]  Mr. Monk she is right here!

  Adrian Monk : She knows she's an idiot. She can't even answer a phone. Have you ever tried talking to her? It's torture. Question: why would Eileen hire a moron like that?