Psych (TV Series)
Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing (2009)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
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Quotes
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm still not convinced, Shawn. How can you be absolutely certain that Lassiter didn't shoot Chavez?
Shawn Spencer : It's relatively easy, Gus. I decided to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : No, that was Decartes.
Shawn Spencer : That was the cologne we wore in high school.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That was Drakkar Noir.
Shawn Spencer : No, that's a wine.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's pinot noir.
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Shawn Spencer : The spirit world is abuzz and my psychic vibes indicate - nay, INSIST that Lassiter did not shoot Chavez.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I mean, we all knew that he would shoot somebody someday.
Detective Ocampo : Oh, you think he's capable of it?
Shawn Spencer : No, he doesn't. At most Lassiter would plant evidence.
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Shawn Spencer : You want to know my process?
Carlton Lassiter : Yes.
Shawn Spencer : Well, it starts with a "Holla", and ends with a Creamsicle. And if there's time in between...
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Thundercats! Ho-oh!
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Shawn Spencer : Lassie, good news - we got you a grape one.
Carlton Lassiter : Told you I don't want a Popsicle.
Shawn Spencer : Ah, I guess we'll have to share this one.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : How do you share a Popsicle?
Shawn Spencer : I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's yours.
Shawn Spencer : Sweet!
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Shawn Spencer : Don't you know cheese is best when it's aged? I read somewhere that a Japanese businessman spent a fortune on a 200-year-old wheel of Jarlesberg.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I think you're confusing that with Monet's Water Lilies.
Shawn Spencer : No, I'm pretty sure it was a Jarlesberg.
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Carlton Lassiter : I told you I didn't want a popsicle.
Shawn Spencer : Oh, well I guess Gus and I will have to share this one.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : How do you share a popsicle?
Shawn Spencer : Easy, I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick...
Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's yours