Psych (TV Series)

Any Given Friday Night at 10PM, 9PM Central (2009)

James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer

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Quotes 

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Let me be very clear. These hands are not touching anyone. I only use these hands to touch myself.

  [beat] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Uh... let me rephrase that...

  Shawn Spencer : Stop speaking. And no more fist bumps for the rest of the day.

• Carlton Lassiter : Yeah. We pulled up Vlad's body an hour ago.

  Karen Vick : Mr. Spencer, it looks like you're a little late to the game this time.

  Carlton Lassiter : What, no witty retort? No reference to some obscure 80s film? Wow! O'Hara, write this down.

  Juliet O'Hara : I don't have a pen.

  Carlton Lassiter : Make note of the date and time that I, Carlton Lassiter, actually shut Shawn Spencer's cavernous pie hole.

  [Shawn mutters under his breath] 

  Carlton Lassiter : Sorry, what was that?

  Shawn Spencer : Something about "Night of the Comet". Just forget it.

• Shawn Spencer : [wearing a football jersey]  How do I look, Jules?

  Juliet O'Hara : Like my eleven-year old nephew in his Peyton Manning pajamas.

  Shawn Spencer : Your eleven year-old nephew is ruggedly sexy. It's weird.

• Shawn Spencer : My dad would love this.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yeah. Too bad he's not talking to you. You should have just gone on the camping trip.

  Shawn Spencer : I'll make it up to him this week. I'll head over there for dinner. Bring him a pouch of Big League chew. Maybe watch a couple episodes of "The Mentalist". He'll be fine.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Check this out. According to her, Vlad wasn't murdered.

  Shawn Spencer : What? Say that again. Use a Jamaican accent.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Me said Vlad no murdered. Da murder ting can't work. No man. Da man's feet... Shawn?