"Psych" Tuesday the 17th (TV Episode 2009) - James Roday Rodriguez as Shawn Spencer

Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn! What are you doing here?

Shawn Spencer : I came in here to save you.

Burton 'Gus' Guster : Well, I beat him already.

Shawn Spencer : Well, I can see that now.

Burton 'Gus' Guster : Here, take this.

Shawn Spencer : This is a pool skimmer.

Burton 'Gus' Guster : There's not a lot of options, here Shawn.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You must be out of your mind if you think for one second I'm going out there. I've seen enough slasher movies to know that when a brother goes off to the woods, he doesn't even sort of come back.

Shawn Spencer : LL Cool J made it all the way through "Deep Blue Sea".

Burton 'Gus' Guster : That was in the water, Shawn. With sharks. And Sam Jackson's ass still got swallowed whole.
Juliet O'Hara : I don't like this, Shawn.

Shawn Spencer : Well, your hands are a little bit tied, aren't they? Plus when you showed up I was hidding in a closet, so I figure I'm due to man up. If I'm not back in exactly four minutes, please go looking for me. But really start giving it some serious thought after two. And if you think that there is anything even slightly amiss after forty-five seconds, you're the leader, here.
Shawn Spencer : You two are officially my least favorite tag team of all time!

Clive : Really? With Iron Sheik and Nicholai Volkoff on the table?

Shawn Spencer : Wow! You just made THAT reference!

James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer