- Moshe Kasher: Finally an olympic sport that I think I can medal in, the 'Dick Pound'. I really think...
- David Spade: [laughter] You give it a good pounding?
- Moshe Kasher: Yeah, I've been working on it since I was twelve, I've been training, and, and even if I didn't medal, it would be a pleasure to compete, truly.
- David Spade: Thanks to the cast of Just Shoot Me, their names escape me... and thanks to Bob Saget and Lovitz and we'll be right baaaaaack... .
- Beth Stelling: I've never caught like a partner or boyfriend looking at porn, I have, however, caught my ex-stepdad looking at porn. And it, it truly looks just like this, but she was brunette, and I've been... trying to look like that since.