- Karen Kelly: We will be ruthless.
- Iris Kimura: And also merciless.
- Ryan Clark: Aren't those two the same thing?
- Iris Kimura: No. You have to be both.
- Karen Kelly: Come on, people! Come on! Faster, faster! If we run out of time, I'm going to be taking names, room numbers, and teeth!
- Ryan Clark: I have the decision making powers of a pigeon trapped in a library.
- Herman Judd: A library. Why is the pigeon in the library?
- Ryan Clark: I saw a pigeon in a library once; it did not make good decisions.
- Herman Judd: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't stop it from throwing itself violently out of an airlock.
- Rav Mulcair: Is he always like that?
- Billie McEvoy: Oh yeah. He occasionally switches up the accent, but for the most part this is what I've been dealing with.
- Ryan Clark: I got a new message from Matt: Sorry, just to be clear, I'm not going to kill myself; I'm going to hide out on the ship for the next three and a half years.
- Herman Judd: Pick a fucking lane, am I right?
- Ryan Clark: You've got to shit out of the back of the ship; this is basic shitting!
- Billie McEvoy: Even babies know that, Karen. They shit out the back pretty consistently.
- Mads - Bridge Crew: Karen, babies shit from the back. I've seen babies do that. They do it in diapers!
- Rav Mulcair: Does nobody teach physics in America? Somebody explain it properly!