Private Schulz (TV Series)
Episode #1.3 (1981)
Derek Newark: Publican
Quotes
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Publican : [reading newspaper] It says here that Hitler's generals have traveled to the front to personally direct the troops on the battlefield. Why can't our generals do that?
Publican's Wife : Their wheelchairs would get stuck in the mud. Are you gonna do any work today?
Publican : I'm just trying to find out how the war's going.
Publican's Wife : Down the drain, where this pub'll go if you don't get on with cleaning it.