A Very British Scandal (TV Mini Series)

Episode #1.1 (2021)

Julia Davis: Maureen Guinness

Quotes 

• [talking about a trip to London Zoo] 

  Maureen Guinness : There were these monkeys, apes, bonobos, quite fascinating. Everything they do is about sex. They meet a new bonobo, they have sex with them. Sticking it in and out, dear, "hello, how do you do?". In and out, tossing each other off, fingering each other, in and out, in and out, non-stop. It's how they make friends. And I thought "that's Margaret - in and out, in and out - Margaret is a bonobo".

  Margaret Campbell : It's not my fault that you don't like it, Maureen, and that you're no good at it. I *do* like it. I like it very much and I'm extremely good at it.