Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Damaged (2008)
Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia
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Quotes
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Penelope Garcia : [mortified that Kevin will talk with Rossi about their relationship] If you get within a hundred feet of Agent Rossi, I will unleash an unrecoverable virus onto your personal computer system that will reduce your electronic world into something between a Commodore 64, and a block of government cheese.
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Emily Prentiss : He might need our help.
Penelope Garcia : He didn't ask anyone for help.
Emily Prentiss : Penelope, Rossi is a guy who color-coded his hand-written notes in his notebooks. Blue pen for evidential items, red pen for supposition and theory. The guy is a fussy, anal-retentive, neat freak who never leaves anything out of its place. I would say this is a scream for help.
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David Rossi : Where're my notes, my original crime scene notes?
Penelope Garcia : Again, sorry, you didn't ask for that specific you used...
David Rossi : I have to say how to look for everything? What kind of a researcher are you?
Penelope Garcia : I'm not a researcher, I'm a technical analyst.
David Rossi : What the hell does that even mean?
Kevin Lynch : [coming in] You left the middle of my back totally unloofahed.
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Penelope Garcia : [Rushes into JJ's office] I might be in big trouble
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Come on in
[keeps on reading her papers]
Penelope Garcia : I can't believe he showed up at my apartment
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : It's not like I am doing anything in here
Penelope Garcia : We just had a seminar on fraternization last week, but
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : I really have a lot of work to do, Garcia
Penelope Garcia : So you don't want to hear how agent Rossi showed up at my door in the middle of the night while I was enjoying post-coital shower with fellow FBI technical analyst Kevin Lynch?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : [closes file, turns chair] Sit. So you were in the shower with Kevin Lynch?
Penelope Garcia : Come on JJ, I am being serious I need your help
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : With what?
Penelope Garcia : Agent Rossi! We're not supposed to date fellow bureau employees
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : From what I hear, Rossi is the reason most of these fraternization rules even exist, okay? He's not going tell anyone. Just relax. Wait, what was Rossi doing in your apartment?
Penelope Garcia : That's a good... I am not supposed to tell anyone
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Why?
Penelope Garcia : I didn't press the issue. I was all naked and all drippy
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Doesn't showering with someone always seem like a better idea before you're actually doing it?
Penelope Garcia : [laughs] Yes, it's a bit of a workout
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : And there comes a point where a girl just got to wash her hair alone, you know
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Penelope Garcia : [Shower runs, knocks on the door] There is no acceptable excuse for violence, but for you I am making an exception!
[opens door]
Penelope Garcia : Oh my God! Agent Rossi
David Rossi : This can't be everything
Penelope Garcia : I'm sorry sir
David Rossi : This is not everything
[walks into her house]
Penelope Garcia : I was taking a sh... your're coming in