- Wishbone: [as Faust] Why, I'd make a deal with the Devil himself if I could be more satisfied with my life.
- Mephisto: [suddenly appearing out of a huge cloud of smoke and flames] You wanted to make deal with me?
- Wishbone: Who are you?
- Mephisto: I am called "Mephisto" by my friends... but - - since I'm the nastiest person in the universe - - I haven't many friends.
- Mephisto: [laughs evilly]
- Wishbone: [turning to look ruefully at the audience] Hooo-boy... be careful what you wish for!
- Mephisto: Faust can't go with you - - we had a deal, and he signed in blood. I get his immortal soul for all eternity.
- Care: When a soul learns to care, even at the last minute of life, that soul belongs in Heaven.
- Mephisto: [speaking in a furious tone] NO! We had our deal! He signed in blood!
- Care: A loving soul is stronger than you, Mephisto. He is coming with me.
- Wishbone: [as Faust, chuckling as he pads over beside Care] So long, Old Scratch!
- Mephisto: [in a tone of furious desperation, with flames starting to flicker up around him] Nooo!
- Wishbone: [cheerfully calling back over his shoulder to Mephisto as Care is leading him out of the room] Don't forget to write!
- Mephisto: [becoming so enraged that the flames rise up all around him in an enveloping inferno to consume him] NOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!
- Wishbone: [as Faust, after he has gone to Heaven and has been re-united with the lovely gentle-natured Gretchen whom Mephisto had previously given him as a girlfriend, when both he and the lady were live mortals] Gretchen, this must be Heaven - there are no cats!
- Joe Talbot: Thanks for taking care of Wishbone, Miss Gilmore.
- Wanda Gilmore: Oh, that's all right...
- [reaches out to gently stroke Wishbone's ear]
- Wanda Gilmore: ... he's not so bad.
- Wishbone: [turning and climbing over into Wanda's lap] You know Wanda, may I call you "Wanda"?, you're not so bad yourself. I could be mistaken, but
- [quoting Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca"]
- Wishbone: this could be the beginning of a bee-yuu-ti-ful friendship!