Sam O'Nella Academy (2016– )

Sam O'Nella: Narrator, Self

Quotes 

• Narrator : Saint Jerry the Goat Fucker, who, as the name implies, fucked a lot of goats.

• Narrator : As I'm sure you already know, ingenuity often looks like insanity from the outside.

• Narrator : Everybody Gangsta 'til the Nuns start Meowing.

• Narrator : Are we Human, or are we Dancer?

• Narrator : You shall be the one with all the Figgy Pudding!

• Narrator : Reality is a Human Construct, after all.

• Narrator : It's like asking a guy to jizz with one ball.

• Narrator : The cat shits itself and jumps out the window.

• Narrator : Vladimir Putin made it illegal to tell children that Gays even exist.

• Narrator : This tricycle is a Whore. It has a bad relationship with its Father.

• Narrator : Until next time, I'm Sam o'Nella and you make my girlhood tremble.

• Narrator : There have been a lot of Quadrapedal occupants of the White House, even without Ms. Lewinsky.

• Narrator : Your sister knows, your sister knows, your sister knows.

• Narrator : We domesticated worms to turn goo into clothes, before we worked out how to ride a Horse.

• Narrator : And lo, the Octopus wins nothing but a participant's medal.

• Narrator : As it says in the Bible: If the Dick doesn't spit, you must acquit!

• Narrator : Pnong Yang Zoo, the only place you can look at a Dog, legally!

• Narrator : My name is Sam o Nella and I fell down the stairs this morning.

• Narrator : Women didn't like being strapped in a birdcage and having their every flaw laid before them.

• Narrator : Your friends called you a whack-ass and it really hurt your feelers!

• Narrator : Penguins do, in fact, have knees!

• Narrator : The Babirusa just says I'll nut in a Ladypig long before this becomes an issue!

• Narrator : You must be either Vegan or Dead, anyway you smell terrible!

• Narrator : I'm Sam O'Nella and I'm still scared of swine flu...

• Narrator : You can lead a Monkey to Space, but you can't make him Land.

• Narrator : I'm Sam O'Nella and I still don't know what Ligma is.

• Narrator : This isn't the first time Alcohol has torn my Family apart.

• Narrator : Boom! Bang! Borf! Hare Krishna!

• Narrator : Weird Flax, but okay. Cut that out?

• Narrator : He lost a bit of his mind, which made him lose his mind a bit.

• Narrator : He wrote a book called "A Pickle for the Knowing Ones".