- Sigmund Freud: What's a nigga gotta do to get some eel dick?
- Policeman: IS THAT FISH JENGA?
- Narrator: There have been a lot of Quadrapedal occupants of the White House, even without Ms. Lewinsky.
- Narrator: Women didn't like being strapped in a birdcage and having their every flaw laid before them.
- Nun: Excuse me, Sister Gertrude, but would you Kindly Cut the Shit?