Hancock & Joan (2008 TV Movie)

Maxine Peake: Joan Le Mesurier

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• [Tony and Joan have just made love; in a panic at his forthcoming stage performance, Tony rushes to the toilet, suffering from a sudden attack of diarrhoea] 

  Tony Hancock : What am I doing? My arse has exploded and my teeth are chattering.

  Joan Le Mesurier : When I was living in Ramsgate, my friend Sheila worked on the dog track. She said when you see the dogs on parade before the race, if one of them has a hard-on or has just had a crap, put your money on it. I'd back you on both counts tonight.