Family Guy (TV Series)

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing (2008)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Yosemite Sam, Abraham Lincoln

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• Peter Griffin : Oh my god, who the hell cares?

• Tom Tucker : And now Peter Griffin. Peter, your word is "lesbians". "Lesbians".

  Peter Griffin : Can you use it in a sentence, please?

  Tom Tucker : "The two lesbians are going shopping."

  Peter Griffin : Can you use it in a dirty sentence, please?

  Tom Tucker : "The two lesbians are going shopping for double-sided marital aids."

  Peter Griffin : Umm, ah. Oh. Wow.

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : Could you use it in a libellous sentence, please?

  Tom Tucker : "Gillian Anderson and Helen Hunt are lesbians."

  Peter Griffin : L-E-S-B-I-A-N-S.

• Peter Griffin : Hi, I'm back to repeat the third grade. The first time I was here we had this teacher, Mrs Wilson. But we called her Mrs Killson because she had an abortion. Anyway, I guess I should sit down now Mrs...?

  Mrs. Wilson : Wilson. Thank you, Peter, why don't you sit next to Omar.

• Tom Tucker : And our next contestant is Omar Na... so... rum... , something nine elevenly.

• Tom Tucker : [muttering]  Maybe he'd know how to spell "bolt-cutter"!

  Omar : I'm ten years old and I'm Indian!