How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Ten Sessions (2008)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
Quotes
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Ted Mosby : You do magic, how is juggling any lamer than magic?
Barney Stinson : Magic's not lame...
[shouts]
Barney Stinson : The flame!
[sparks come out of his sleeves, scares everyone]
Marshall Eriksen : [Startled] Ahh
Lily Aldrin : Barney no, no. We said no fire balls at the table.
Marshall Eriksen : What the hell is wrong with you?
Robin Scherbatsky : There's alcohol in here!
Barney Stinson : But... I...
Wendy : Barney, we've talked about this. It's a fire code violation.
Barney Stinson : Yea, but Ted provoked me.
Lily Aldrin : No no, you are in a time out now. Go sit over there.
Barney Stinson : But...
Lily Aldrin : Go.
[Barney moves one booth back, still facing the camera and still to the right of Robin]
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Lily Aldrin : It can't be easy to woo someone while you're sticking your naked butt in their face.
Marshall Eriksen : Works for baboons. It's called "presenting".