Quotes
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Effy Stonem : Why bother?
Tony Stonem : With what?
Effy Stonem : Caring about people.
Tony Stonem : [walking slowly up to her, then muttering in her ear] You don't fool me, Effy Stonem.
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Pandora : Your brother is really nice.
Effy Stonem : He's not nice. He's amazing.
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Madame Deluca : And what emotion have you chosen to depict?
Effy Stonem : Anger, Jealousy, Bitterness, Tiredness, Hope, Lust, Love.
Madame Deluca : A veritable feast. So where is it?
Effy Stonem : It's everywhere.
Madame Deluca : My dear girl, I'm not sure I understand.
Effy Stonem : Its conceptual. You just can't see it.
Madame Deluca : Your saying you haven't done it?
Effy Stonem : No I'm saying you can't see it.
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Effy Stonem : Love, love, love... what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.
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Effy Stonem : You don't understand, do you, Ton? As long as the phone keeps ringing, she's still there.
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Pandora : Hi, mum. Yeah, we're just picking up.
[lowers the phone and talks to Effy]
Pandora : She wants to know what we're picking up.
Effy Stonem : Drugs.
Pandora : [to her mother] Salad.
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Effy Stonem : [about Sid's drawing] Loser isn't an emotion.
Sid Jenkins : It is to me. You think it's shit, don't you?
Effy Stonem : Yes.
Sid Jenkins : I used four biros and I bought them.
[takes them out]
Sid Jenkins : Four. You owe me 79 pence.
[Effy gets up and starts to undress]
Sid Jenkins : Whoa, whoa, whoa, Effy, what're you doing?
Effy Stonem : [while undressing] I'm going out. You've got 24 hours, Sid to produce something that doesn't look like coursework for GCSE spaz.
[goes over to her cupboard and takes out a pallet, paint and brush]
Effy Stonem : Dip your brush in that and don't even think of leaving this room until you've done it.
[sits down on the bed in her underwear]
Sid Jenkins : Listen, I don't think this is working out, yeah? Right, shall we just leave it, okay? I quit.
[Effy begins bouncing on her bed and makes groaning noises; Sid realizes what Effy is doing]
Sid Jenkins : All right. All right! I'm doing it.
[begins painting as Effy puts her dress on]
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Effy Stonem : [about Sid] He wants you back.
Cassie Ainsworth : Tell him I've discovered the power of pussy.
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Effy Stonem : [to Cassie] So. Sid. Any other thoughts?
Cassie Ainsworth : Tell him I'm on a one-way ticket to Dick City and I love it!
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Pandora : [running to catch up] Effy, wait! Madame Deluca says we have to be friends!
Effy Stonem : I don't have friends.
Pandora : Great! I don't have any either. Isn't that great? I can do something you can't do!
Effy Stonem : [stops and turns towards Pandora] There's nothing I can't do.
