NCIS (TV Series)
Judgment Day (Part I) (2008)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Did you know Mike Franks was involved in this?
Tony DiNozzo : [speaking simultaneously with Ziva] No.
Ziva David : Yes.
NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Want to take a moment to get your stories straight?
Ziva David : [speaking simultaneously with Tony] No.
Tony DiNozzo : Yes.
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NCIS Assistant Director Leon Vance : Photo pops up, Gibbs runs off the reservation, and nobody knows a damn thing about what's going on.
Tony DiNozzo : Sounds like a Wednesday.
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Tony DiNozzo : [calling McGee] What took you so long? Were you sitting at my desk?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [obviously lying] No!
Tony DiNozzo : You're lying.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tony, what do you want?
Ziva David : Your advice.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You lost the Director, didn't you?
Tony DiNozzo : No!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Now you're lying.
Tony DiNozzo : You *were* sitting at my desk.
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NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Whose side are you on?
Tony DiNozzo , Ziva David : Gibbs.
NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Well you finally got your story straight.
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Tony DiNozzo : Paperwork had a deep voice.
Ziva David : She is with a man. Does not mean she is sleeping with him.
Tony DiNozzo : You're right. I'm sure they're tag-teaming the paperwork.
Ziva David : She's hiding something from us.
Tony DiNozzo : Yes. It's called a sex life. Maybe if you had one, you'd be a little more understanding.
Ziva David : [laughs] Ooh, I could tell you stories.
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Tony DiNozzo : Sorry, Ziva, I'm going to have to cut you loose.
[realizes she's already walking away]
Tony DiNozzo : Hey, wait up!
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Ziva David : Call the Los Angeles Police Department, tell them you are conducting a local investigation, and ask them to track down the GPS coordinates of the director's rental.
Tony DiNozzo : That's all?
Ziva David : It will make me very happy to know where she is. It'll be like "Chinatown." I will even let you do your Jack.
Tony DiNozzo : [as Jack Nicholson] Well, how do you like them apples?
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NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Bad few days.
[to Ziva]
NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Officer David, the liaison position with NCIS is being terminated. You're going home. McGee, I'm moving you across to the Cybercrimes unit, you'll be working with Officer Hollsworth starting tomorrow. DiNozzo.
Tony DiNozzo : Sir.
NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : You've been reassigned. Agent afloat USS Ronald Reagan, pack your bags, you fly out tomorrow. Agent Gibbs
[picks up some folder and hands them to Gibbs]
NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : meet your new team.
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Tony DiNozzo : I said, why don't you make yourself useful.
Ziva David : What do you want me to do, hold your... nozzle?
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Ziva David : [DiNozzo is leering at a young woman at the funeral] Is that why we're here, so you can Google the girl?
Tony DiNozzo : "Ogle."
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I saw you two went swimming.
[DiNozzo angrily closes his desk drawer, and walks to McGee's desk]
Tony DiNozzo : What are you saying McGee?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : ...Nah
[DiNozzo removes his jacket]
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : I'm saying I saw a picture of Ziva at the pool when...
Tony DiNozzo : Say it!
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Say what?
Tony DiNozzo : I screwed up! You can say it, Probie.
[Ziva walks to McGee's desk]
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : It was not your fault.
Ziva David : Thank you.