How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Goat (2008)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : So Robin.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yes, Barney?

  Barney Stinson : Guess who nailed the chick from Metro News 1 last night?

• Robin : [Barney and Robin wake up in bed together]  Okay, here is the deal, Barney: the second my feet touch the ground, this never happened.

  Barney : Okay.

  [pause] 

  Barney : Wait!

  [Barney lifts up the covers to check out naked Robin one last time] 

  Barney : Right click, Save As, into the .bpeg folder, and OK!

• Barney Stinson : [after sleeping together]  In my experience the way this normally goes is we lie here for a while; make a little awkward chit-chat.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Check.

  Barney Stinson : Then I make up some cabinet meeting, heart surgery, rocket test flight I got to be at, slip out of your apartment and never call you again.

  Robin Scherbatsky : And later at the bar you tell your good friend Robin the story of your latest conquest and she wonders to herself "Who is this sad, self-loathing idiot who climbed in to bed with Barney Stinson?"

  Barney Stinson : Actually, you usually say that out loud.

• Barney Stinson : So... I just slept with my best friend's ex-girlfriend.

  Robin Scherbatsky : And I just slept with ex-boyfriend's really good friend.

  Barney Stinson : Best friend.