How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Goat (2008)

Megan McNulty: Cindy

Quotes 

• Barney : Ted's probably broken this thing himself, right? If he's broken the Bro Code, then I'm off the hook!

  Marshall Eriksen : I thought about that, and I gotta say Ted has uphold this thing time and time again. For example, article 87. "A bro shall at all times say yes."

  [flashback] 

  Cindy : So he saved you from an avalanche?

  Ted : Yes.

  Cindy : And he carried you almost six miles to safety on his broken leg?

  Ted : Yes.

  Cindy : And you're a pre-op transsexual nightclub singer who used to be a member of the Russian mob?

  [Ted looks at Barney with fury on his face before turning to the woman again] 

  Ted : Da.

  [takes a huge zip of his beer]