Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Rough Night in Hump Junction (2008)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : [as Charlie heads upstairs to "Gretchen" after being punched in the face by an angry husband]  Wait a second... you're still going up there?

  Charlie Harper : Why not? It wasn't HER husband...

  Alan Harper : But you're bleeding!

  Charlie Harper : Did you see that girl? I'd be climbing these stairs if I was just a head and a spine.