- Long John Scarechrome: [after being hit by Eddie's Ghost Gummer] Oh, yuck, yuck, yuck in a bottle of goo!
- Futura: Looks like we lost Sir Trance-a-Lot.
- Eddie Spenser Jr.: Never mind that. We're being attacked by two guys in skirts!
- Belfry: [squaks] What about me?
- Jake Kong Jr.: Eh... gee, Belfry, somebody's got to look after the office.
- Belfry: [glancing at the camera] Ever notice how when a grown-up says 'somebody', they always mean you?
- [little moan]
- King Arthur: Fuddy, tonight you will lead the Ghostbusters to the Castle of Sir Trance-A-Lot.
- Fuddy: Eh, me? Oh, oh, it would be a great honor, your majesty but Merlin's twice as good a sorcerer as I am.
- King Arthur: True, but I can't afford to lose him.