- Eddie Spenser Sr.: This is the Skelevision.
- Eddie Spenser Jr.: There must be something on. Eh, lets change the channel...
- Skelevision: [springs to life] Uh-huh-huh, change your own channel, bub! I'm restin' my transistors.
- Jake Kong Jr.: Eddie, look at this: the Ghostbusters Instruction Manual. 'How to bust a ghost'. It's never been opened.
- Ansabone: Hello, you've reached the Ghostbusters telephone answerin' machine and you're in luck... the Ghostbusters aren't home!