Mom (TV Series)

Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog (2020)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

Quotes 

• Christy : The arrow's pointing straight down.

  Jill : Great, the meeting's in hell.

  Bonnie : Well, here we are!

• Wendy : I hate being sick, it takes me back to all the times I was hung over, getting my stomach pumped, being humiliated.

  Jill : I know what you mean, I had my own suite in the ER.

• Marjorie : [whispering on her phone]  No it's fine, they're asleep, Wayne... heavy woolen socks, and nothing else.

  [Christy and Jill look at each other] 

  Christy : [cut to the two of them standing out in the hall]  We are *never*, going to speak about this ever again.

  Jill : Right.

• Jill : What do you say we cut these cards?

  Wendy : You don't want to play cards.

  Jill : No, you're right, but sometimes friends do things they don't *want* to do, and then they realize they're glad they did them.

• Jill : [putting new linens on her bed]  I wasn't always this prissy, when I was drinking I passed out on all kinds of public restroom floors, but part of being sober is realizing the world's actually very icky.

• Wendy : [Jill knocks on the door, thinking it's Bonnie]  I told you! I don't want any of your damn soup!

  Jill : What moron brings food to someone who's puking?

• Jill : [trying to put a fitted sheet on the bed by holding the edges down with her limbs]  This is a lot of hard work.

• Jill : How about some pear? They're great for gut health.

  Wendy : You think I don't frigging know that, Einstein? I went to nursing school!