Alison La Placa: Annie Todson

Quotes 

• Kelly Hall : I was just thinking about how much fun you said you used to have going fishing with your husband, before he passed away.

  Annie Todson : Yeah, after he died, he was no fun at all.

• Annie Todson : I mean, come on: the first thing you look for in a guy is, Does he leave a room well, am I right?

  Penny Waters : Absolutely.

  Penny Waters : When I look at a guy, I want to see his Sergio Valente standing up proud.

  Joe Waters : [Joe has just walked in, not having heard the first part of the conversation]  Penny!

  Penny Waters : The label on his jeans.

  Joe Waters : [relieved]  Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were talking some smut.

  Penny Waters : [stringing him along]  Noooo. We're talkin' about checkin' out guys' heinies.

  Joe Waters : Don't talk that way. You'll get a reputation.

  Penny Waters : [in earnest]  You really think so?

  Joe Waters : Penny!

• Donald Maltby : Annie Todson, this is the dreaded Lou Waters.

  Annie Todson : Listen, ahh, before you use up all your 'A' material, I think I'd better tell you, I'm a Lesbian.

  Lou Waters : Well, I am a Catholic, and I do not think that should get in our way. I don't think that sex and politics mix.

  Annie Todson : Ahh, I - I'm talking about my sexual persuasion.

  Lou Waters : [lustfully]  *All right!*

  Donald Maltby : Lou, she's trying to tell you she's not interested.

  Lou Waters : You crazy? She's already talkin' dirty to me. She said the word 'sexual' and everything.