Philip Charles MacKenzie: Donald Maltby

Quotes 

• Joe Waters : [Cliff has just informed everyone that he flunked his Human Sexuality exam]  I told ya you'd flunk. If you'd only listened to me once.

  Cliff Waters : Joe...

  Lou Waters : Once! One time, does he listen?

  Lou Waters : Joe, Joe, don't be so hard on him, now. We had the same trouble there with you, when I was tutorin' you for your Hygiene Parts class, there. I said, 'Joe, Joe, learn all about your gentiles.' I said, 'You be true to your gentiles, or they'll be false to you.'

  Donald Maltby : [Lou's mistakes in word choice finally push Donald over the edge, out of control]  GENITALS! GENITALS, you big, fat thing that scurries away when the lights go on!