Brothers (TV Series)
To Play or Not to Play (1985)
Brandon Maggart: Lou Waters
Quotes
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Cliff Waters : Well, I gotta go.
Joe Waters : Exam week. You got to study, huh!
Cliff Waters : Nooooo, gotta *party*!
Joe Waters : Y'know, in my day, we studied the night before an exam.
Cliff Waters : Yeah, well Joe, it's just one of those courses that all the athletes take.
Joe Waters : Ah, a 'gimme' course. And you figure just because you're playing ball, all you have to do is show up to get a passing grade.
Cliff Waters : Oh, like you didn't take easy courses when you were playing football.
Joe Waters : No, I didn't. I was trying to prepare myself for life after football.
Lou Waters : Yeah, Cliffie, Joey's right, there. I know, 'cause I helped him with his homework. He took some real tough courses.
Joe Waters : That's right.
Lou Waters : Like, The Roots of Rock 'n' Roll.
Joe Waters : [beginning to feel embarrassed] Lou!
Lou Waters : The History of Bowling.
Joe Waters : That's enough, Lou.
Lou Waters : Care and Maintenance of Your Private Parts.
Joe Waters : That was Personal Hygiene. Look, Cliff, all I'm saying is, even though this course may be easy, you still gotta take it seriously to pass.
Lou Waters : You flunked 'Private Parts' three times.
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Joe Waters : [Cliff has just informed everyone that he flunked his Human Sexuality exam] I told ya you'd flunk. If you'd only listened to me once.
Cliff Waters : Joe...
Lou Waters : Once! One time, does he listen?
Lou Waters : Joe, Joe, don't be so hard on him, now. We had the same trouble there with you, when I was tutorin' you for your Hygiene Parts class, there. I said, 'Joe, Joe, learn all about your gentiles.' I said, 'You be true to your gentiles, or they'll be false to you.'
Donald Maltby : [Lou's mistakes in word choice finally push Donald over the edge, out of control] GENITALS! GENITALS, you big, fat thing that scurries away when the lights go on!