- Grandmother Fa: Mushu, please allow me to borrow your sweaty sandals and moldy faucet for my personal needs.
- Grandmother Fa: Oh my dear Li Shang, even though I am 40 years older than you, my love for you is still unstoppable.
- Li Shang: Oh Grandmother Fa, I feel the same deep inside my heart. I cannot stand living with Mushu anymore!
- Grandmother Fa: So run away with me! Will you marry me?
- Li Shang: Yes! I will divorce Mushu today!
- Grandmother Fa: I love you Li Shang Randolph!
- Li Shang: Love you too! Grandmother Fa Chen!