- Billy Butcher: Now I ain't going to ask you to come along.
- Mother's Milk: Lick my big black balls, Butcher.
- Hughie Campbell: No witnesses, but we definitely found fuck-all. I'm not sure I'm using that term properly.
- Annie January: If Billy Butcher can do the right thing, then there's GOT to be some kind of higher power.
- Stan Edgar: Homelander's a friend. Why would I betray him?
- Billy Butcher: Because you're a ruthless bastard.
- Stan Edgar: That's hurtful.
- Homelander: If you release that video, I will destroy everything and everyone.
- Queen Maeve: Great, as long as everyone sees what a fucking monster you are. As long as no one ever loves you again.
- Billy Butcher: So it's just business then, 'ey?
- Stan Edgar: When, Mr. Butcher, in history has it ever been about anything different?
- Stormfront: People love what I have to say. They believe in it. They just don't like the word nazi. That's all.
- Frenchie: Wile E. Coyote. Always chases Roadrunner, always with an elaborate plan, always fails. You know, I always say, Why do this, Coyote? All you need is an AR-15, and 'meep-meep' no more.
- Stan Edgar: Stormfront's good at making people angry. Angry people want Compound V. Compound V raises our stock price. Well, I preferred V be kept a secret but we play with the cards we're dealt with. It's not ruthless, it's prices for share, that's all.
- Billy Butcher: Maybe you should take a look in the mirror, mate. Cause that bitch should bother you.
- Stan Edgar: Of course she does. But it's not about me. I can't lash out like some raging entitled maniac. That's a white man's luxury.
- Billy Butcher: So it's just business then, eh?
- Stan Edgar: When, Mr. Butcher, in history has it ever been any different?
- Queen Maeve: This is the guy?
- Hughie Campbell: Hi. Hughie.
- Queen Maeve: He's even more of a twink then in the photo.
- Stormfront: What truth? What is the truth? And what are you laughing at?
- Kimiko Miyashiro: [signs to Frenchie]
- Frenchie: She says the truth is, she's gonna stick her boot up your Nazi kitty.
- Billy Butcher: Maybe you should take a look in the mirror, mate. 'Cause that bitch should bother you.
- Stan Edgar: Of course she does. But it's not about me. I can't lash out like some raging, entitled maniac. That's a white man's luxury.
- [last lines]
- Victoria Neuman: Hugh Campbell. I don't know how to repay you for what you did.
- Hughie Campbell: You know, I can think of a way.
- Victoria Neuman: Oh?
- Hughie Campbell: You can... give me a job.
- Victoria Neuman: You serious? Uh, what about your team?
- Hughie Campbell: Don't get me wrong, I-I-I still want to fight Vought, I just... I want to do it the right way. Not covered in quite as many guts. Look, the truth is, I never totally fit in with the guys. And... I think it's time I stand on my own two feet.
- Victoria Neuman: They know you're here?
- Hughie Campbell: I haven't told them yet.
- Victoria Neuman: When can you start?