Benidorm (TV Series)
Episode #2.2 (2008)
Steve Pemberton: Mick Garvey
Quotes
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Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : [Mel and the Oracle are having an argument over Mel nearly drowning] Who are you calling an idiot, you... dickhead?
Mel Harvey : Dickhead? Who are you calling Dickhead?
Mick Garvey : Alright, Ladies. That's enough.
Mel Harvey : [Gets up off sun lounger] You can't talk to me like that! Me father fell at Normandy!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : I don't care if he went arse-over-tit in Scunthorpe, You're a dickhead!
Janice Garvey : Can we all just calm down?
Madge : Think yourself lucky; You should be up for attempted murder!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Fuck off!
Mel Harvey : Right, That's it!
[shoves Geoff]
Mateo : [a Fight breaks out and the others try to break it up] Break it up! Break it up!
[Turns to Geoff]
Mateo : You, Fat boy! You cause problems here before! I remember!
[Clicks fingers and points]
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Yeah, Yeah.
[to Mel]
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : Keep away from me Do y'hear? Keep away!
Mel Harvey : On Your Bike!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : [points at Madge] And that goes for Touche Turtle in t'Wheelchair and all!
Mateo : Go with your mummy!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle : I'm going! Dickheads...
[walks off]
Madge : [Turns to Mel] Who the Frig's Touche Turtle?