- Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: [Mel and the Oracle are having an argument over Mel nearly drowning] Who are you calling an idiot, you... dickhead?
- Mel Harvey: Dickhead? Who are you calling Dickhead?
- Mick Garvey: Alright, Ladies. That's enough.
- Mel Harvey: [Gets up off sun lounger] You can't talk to me like that! Me father fell at Normandy!
- Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: I don't care if he went arse-over-tit in Scunthorpe, You're a dickhead!
- Janice Garvey: Can we all just calm down?
- Madge: Think yourself lucky; You should be up for attempted murder!
- Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: Fuck off!
- Mel Harvey: Right, That's it!
- [shoves Geoff]
- Mateo: [a Fight breaks out and the others try to break it up] Break it up! Break it up!
- [Turns to Geoff]
- Mateo: You, Fat boy! You cause problems here before! I remember!
- [Clicks fingers and points]
- Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: Yeah, Yeah.
- [to Mel]
- Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: Keep away from me Do y'hear? Keep away!
- Mel Harvey: On Your Bike!
- Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: [points at Madge] And that goes for Touche Turtle in t'Wheelchair and all!
- Mateo: Go with your mummy!
- Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: I'm going! Dickheads...
- [walks off]
- Madge: [Turns to Mel] Who the Frig's Touche Turtle?