Stacy's Mom (2010)

Jesse Stevenson: Mark

Quotes 

• Tommy : I mean honestly, who in this day and age leaves their house and doesn't lock their door?

  Mark : Maybe she's got Brinks or something.

  Juan : What's that? A mental disease?

  Roland : No man, it's a security system...

  Juan : Oh... my bad.

• Mark : I'm serious though, it's like an Altoid for your...

  Roland : No,no man, i hear ya. I just don't believe it.

  Juan : Yeah, isn't that stuff meant for your feet?

  Mark : Yeah, for like... advertising purposes. Just pick up a small dark blue bottle and your good to go. But do yourself a favor and... avoid the tip.