- Sam Winchester: I can see you're very interested.
- Dean Winchester: Women, showers... We gotta save these people!
- Wesley Mondale: Aren't you the guys from the Health Department?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah. And florists on the side.
- Dean Winchester: Plus FBI. And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.
- Sam Winchester: Are we-? Should we-? Uh-
- [whispers]
- Sam Winchester: Are we gonna kill this teddy bear?
- Dean Winchester: How, huh? We shoot it, burn it?
- Sam Winchester: I dont know. Both?
- Dean Winchester: How do we even know that's gonna work? I mean, I don't want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on our hands.
- Teddy the Suicidal Teddy Bear: Why am I here?
- Audrey Elmer: For tea parties!
- Teddy the Suicidal Teddy Bear: Tea parties! Is that all there is?
- Dean Winchester: I gotta tell you, I'm pretty disappointed.
- Sam Winchester: Well,
- [snorts]
- Sam Winchester: you wanted to save naked women.
- Dean Winchester: Damn right I wanted to save some naked women!
- Dean Winchester: I shouldn't have lied to you. I do remember everything that happened to me in the pit. Everything.
- Sam Winchester: So, tell me about it.
- Dean Winchester: No. I won't lie anymore, but I'm not gonna talk about it.
- Sam Winchester: Dean, look, you can't just shoulder this thing alone. You gotta let me help.
- Dean Winchester: How? You really think that a little heart-to-heart, some sharing and caring, is going to change anything? Huh? Somehow heal me? I'm not talking about a bad day here.
- Sam Winchester: I know that.
- Dean Winchester: The things that I saw, there aren't words, there is no forgetting, there's no making it better. Because it is right here,
- [Points to head]
- Dean Winchester: forever. You wouldn't understand and I could never make you understand. So I am sorry.
- Sam Winchester: It's gotta be a joke, right? Some big ass mother in a gorilla suit?
- Dean Winchester: Or it's a bigfoot. You know, he's some kind of a... alco-holo-porno addict. Kinda like a deep woods Duchovny.
- [smiles, very pleased with himself]
- Audrey Elmer: All I ever wanted was a teddy which was big, real and talked. But now he's sad all the time - not ouch sad, but ouch in the head sad - says weird stuff and smells like the bus.
- Dean Winchester: Um, little girl...
- Audrey Elmer: [exasperated] Audrey.
- Dean Winchester: Audrey, how exactly did your teddy become real?
- Audrey Elmer: I wished for it.
- Sam Winchester: You wished for it?
- Audrey Elmer: At the wishing well.
- Dean Winchester: We never get what we want, and in fact, we have to fight tooth and nail just to keep what we've got.
- Sam Winchester: But you know what? Maybe that's the whole point, Wes.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, maybe people are people 'cause they're miserable bastards, 'cause they never get what they really want.
- Sam Winchester: Right, yeah. You get what you want, you get crazy.
- Dean Winchester: C'mon. Aren't you a little bit tempted?
- [tosses Sam a coin]
- Sam Winchester: No.
- [He gives the coin back]
- Sam Winchester: Wouldn't be real. Wouldn't trust it.
- Dean Winchester: I don't know. That bear seemed pretty real.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah.
- Dean Winchester: C'mon. If you could wish yourself back, you know, before it all started. Think about it. You'd be some big yuppie lawyer with a nice car, and a white picket fence.
- Sam Winchester: Not what I'd wish for.
- Dean Winchester: Seriously?
- Sam Winchester: It's too late to go back to our old lives, Dean. I'm not that guy anymore.
- Dean Winchester: Alright, well what then? Hmmm? What would Sammy wish for?
- Sam Winchester: [deadly serious] Lilith's head on a plate. Bloody.
- Dean Winchester: Okay.
- Sam Winchester: Look me in the eye and tell me you don't remember a thing from your time down under.
- Dean Winchester: [Looks Sam in the eye] I don't remember a thing from my time down under. I don't remember Sam.
- Chinese Waiter: [Watching Dean trying to pry up the old coin with a crow bar] Hey, hey, hey, what is this? You're gonna break my fountain!
- Sam Winchester: [sternly] Sir, I don't want to slap you with a 44 slash 16, but I will.
- [Dean gives Sam a look, impressed. The waiter walks away]
- Sam Winchester: Alright, thanks.
- Dean Winchester: [Looking at the wishing well with Sam] Think it works?
- Sam Winchester: Got a better explanation for Teddy back there?
- Dean Winchester: There's one way to find out.
- [Pulls out a coin]
- Sam Winchester: Whaddya gonna wish for?
- Dean Winchester: Shh.
- [Tosses the coin in]
- Dean Winchester: Not supposed to tell.
- Waiter: [Walks in behind them, holding up a sandwich] Somebody order a foot long Italian with jalapeno.
- Dean Winchester: That'd be me.
- [He and Sam look at each other, then at the well]
- Sam Winchester: Right. Yeah. You get what you want, you get crazy.
- Dean Winchester: Just take a look at Michael Jackson. Hmmm? Or Hasselhoff.
- [He looks at Sam who nods in agreement]
- Candace Armstrong: so what di you say you are calling your book?
- Sam Winchester: oh, um, well, the working title is... Supernatural.
- Candace Armstrong: It was a ghost - I'm lucky to be alive! Anyway, i was at the bottom of the stairs, and that's when it got weird.
- Sam Winchester: [incredulous look]
- Candace Armstrong: it helped me up.
- Sam Winchester: say again?
- Candace Armstrong: yeah, it helped me up. it kept saying over and over, "please don't tell my mom."
- Sam Winchester: yeah, that's weird.
- Sam Winchester: You actually walked up to a wishing well, dropped a dime and wished to be invisible so you can spy on women in the shower.