American Dad! (TV Series)
Office Spaceman (2008)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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Stan Smith : [after finding the photo of Roger in the paper] How did this happen?
Roger : I have no idea. I leave the house in disguise, but six Rob Roys later, things happen that I can't be responsible for. Like buying this puzzle. Why the hell did I buy this puzzle?
[begins tearing the nearly complete puzzle apart]
Roger : I hate puppies! Get out of that tea cup! That cup is for tea!
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[Roger and Stan pretend to meet for the first time at the CIA]
Roger : What's your name?
Stan Smith : [through clenched teeth] Stan.
Roger : Hmm, I already know a 'Stan'. I'm going to call you Mortimer. Now, run and fix me a coffee.
[Stan doesn't move]
Roger : Today, Mortimer James!
[turns to Bullock]
Roger : I add his middle name when I'm disappointed in him.
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Roger : I'm not ready to die! Not before Shatner!
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Avery Bullock : I need a new team leader.
Jackson : Sir, I'm your man. I will not rest until the alien and all his accomplices are brought to just...
Stan Smith : [to Bullock; pointing at Jackson] He told me he hates you.
Avery Bullock : What? Jackson, is this true?
Jackson : ...Yes.
Avery Bullock : Get out of my sight! Smith, how do you feel about me?
Stan Smith : You're okay, I guess.
Avery Bullock : Good, then you're the man for this job.
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Stan Smith : I just feel so violated by the fact that that thing was inside of me. It would mean a lot to me if I could have the first cut.
Avery Bullock : All yours, Smith.
Roger : [screaming] No! Don't put that mask on me! I'm not ready to die! Not before Shatner!
Stan Smith : I'm doing what has to be done.
Roger : [screams as Stan turns on the gas and is knocked out] Huh. He reversed the gas. Son of a bitch Superman 2'ed me!