Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People (2008 Video Game)

Matt Chapman: Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Coach Z, Bubs, The King of Town, Homsar, Marshie

Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Homestar Runner : Aw, man. This dang ol' remote control can only change the channels and make everybody speak Spanish.

  Strong Bad : [holding a Wii remote]  Why not try this one?

  Homestar Runner : What's that? A futuristic candy bar?

  Strong Bad : Almost. Check it out!

  [clips from the game play] 

  Homestar Runner : Oooo. What game is that? The candy bar game?

  Strong Bad : It's "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People"! But *you* can play too!

• First Videlectrix Programmer : [randomly selected dialog played over a Windows 3.1 window with a single icon]  What the graphics is this? A menu with only one option?

  Second Videlectrix Programmer : That's all there was. Only one option.

  First Videlectrix Programmer : It's like a restaurant that just says..."Burger"!

  Second Videlectrix Programmer : I'd like a burger.

  First Videlectrix Programmer : You make me some burger graphics, and we'll talk about it!

• [Strong Bad is at a meeting to verbally tear Telltale Games a new one on how his game is going] 

  Strong Bad : [standing on conference table; yelling]  Cool game! Strong Bad's cool game! Not box-look-under game! Or green bushes game! What is that mess?

  [to one developer] 

  Strong Bad : You told me you could do a blade! A BLADE! I thought a dialog tree was the name of some cool, alien, sentient plant thing!

  [turns to Kevin Bruner] 

  Strong Bad : And you, ugly glasses Telltale, you said that "point and click" meant pointing a gun and clicking the trigger! And thank goodness we didn't decide to name it "Strong Bad's Cool Game *Developed By* Attractive People". You guys are the ugliest scrubs I've ever seen!

  [screams and flails his arms, then suddenly calms down] 

  Strong Bad : Okay. Calm down. Keep it together. Here's what you do to save this game from certain doom. Fade in. Interior. Awesome video game. Day. In a world where reality and videogames have merged in a pixelated cataclysm, can beefy, robot panted Strong Bad restore order to the galaxy, save the princess, and SLAY THE DRAGON?

  [calms down again] 

  Strong Bad : That's, uh, all I got. I'm gonna find the sandwich cart guy.

  [leaves]