- Hank Hill: That was a great breakfast, Peggy. If that's is how the Belgians make their waffles, then I haven't given them a fair shake.
- Hank Hill: Come on, Peggy. Let's get out of here before I leave Thom McAn's signature on this guy's ass.
- Bobby Hill: So, when do we round up some perps?
- Officer Brown: We don't. Sure, I used to shoot people and see dead bodies 'n stuff, but those were happier times.
- Bobby Hill: Ok! Let's do this!
- Officer Brown: Uh... well no Bobby. I'm going to go in by myself.
- Bobby Hill: What? Why?
- Officer Brown: You're only 13. If something were to happen to you I'd never forgive myself for the damage to my reputation.
- Hank Hill: Dang it, Dale. Did you ever get the brilliant idea to make money through dedication and hard work?
- Dale Gribble: Yep. Dismissed it.