True Blood (TV Series)

Plaisir d'amour (2008)

Alexander Skarsgård: Eric Northman

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• Pam : [looking on as Sookie and Bill kiss]  If I had any feelings, I'd have the chills right about now.

  Eric Northman : Not me.

• Eric Northman : TruBlood, it keeps you alive, but it will bore you to death.

• Pam : [to an hysterical Ginger]  Ginger, enough!

  Eric Northman : Thank you.

• Eric Northman : [watching Ginger clean up what's left of LongShadow]  When Ginger is finished, glamour her for me.

  Pam : Are you sure? She's been glamoured one too many times already. Who's knows how much of her is left.

  Eric Northman : It's either that or turn her. You want her?

  Pam : Please! I'm not that desperate. Glamour it is.

  Eric Northman : [satisfied]  Excellent.

• Bill Compton : [as Eric enters his home]  I take it by your being here, there was no way around it then?

  Eric Northman : I can't really say. Didn't exactly look into it.

• Eric Northman : [looking around Merlotte's]  Wow. This place is even more depressing than I thought it'd be.

• Eric Northman : Humans... honestly, Bill. I don't know what you see in them.

• Eric Northman : [to Bill]  If you're their poster boy, the mainstreaming movement is in very deep trouble.

• Eric Northman : You killed a vampire, Bill. For a human. What are we gonna do about this?

  Bill Compton : What do you have in mind?

  Eric Northman : I'll take the girl.

  Bill Compton : No!

  [long pause] 

  Bill Compton : You can have anyone you want. Why do you want her?

  Eric Northman : Why do *you* want her? You're not in love with her, are you?

  Bill Compton : [incensed]  Sookie must be protected.

  Eric Northman : Now, that sounds like an edict. But it couldn't be, because I would know about that. Admit it. You love her.

  Bill Compton : If I hadn't done what I did, would you have let his disloyalty stand?

  Eric Northman : Whatever I did to Long Shadow I would not have done in front of witnesses. Especially not vampire witnesses. Not smart, Bill. Not smart at all.

• Bill Compton : Try to behave yourself.

  Eric Northman : Don't I always?