- Sideshow Bob: You've foiled my plans for the last time!
- Bart Simpson: You soiled your pants for the last time?
- Krusty the Clown: Hey, hey! Good news, the line's almost over! Only 45 more minutes! Just kidding, I don't know how long it is.
- Krusty the Clown: Well, that's our ride.
- [''He sees a red button'']
- Krusty the Clown: Hey, what does this do?
- [''Krusty pushes the button, and the ride vehicle vibrates'']
- Krusty the Clown: A-Ha Ha! A-Ha Ha!
- Homer Simpson: Alone at last!
- Marge Simpson: Bob's trying to kill the kids!
- Homer Simpson: It just gets better and better.
- [Immediately ignoring Bob's advice to resist temptations, Homer spies a beer in the hands of one of the pirate dinosaurs]
- Homer Simpson: Oooh, beer!
- [he tries to pry it away from the dinosaur]
- Marge Simpson: Homer, it's a temptation!
- Homer Simpson: When did beer hurt anybody?
- [a giant Maggie attacks Sideshow Bob]
- Lisa Simpson: Look what the radiation did to Maggie!
- Homer Simpson: Boy, they grow up so fast!