Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Adopt-a-Con (1991)

Christine Cavanaugh: Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard

Quotes 

• Drake Mallard : The judge wants me to reform Tuskernini, so I'm going to reform him into a pancake.

  [pulls lever, a piano falls onto the bed] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Then we can adopt you after the judge throws you in prison; unless, of course, he gives you the chair.

• Darkwing Duck : [noticing Gosalyn outside his jail cell window]  Now what?

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Don't worry, Dad. I've got just the thing this time.

  [Some lit dynamite is tossed into his hands] 

  Darkwing Duck : [screaming]  Gosalyn Mallard!

  [He tries to put the fuse out, then decides to hide it under the bed] 

  Darkwing Duck : [screaming into the hallway]  GET ME OUT OF HERE!

• Drake Mallard : Gosalyn, I smell a rat.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [pulling a rat out of her pocket]  Oh, can't I keep him, Dad?

  Drake Mallard : [disturbed]  That's not the kind of rat I meant and no, you can't.

• [Darkwing makes his fifth jail tally] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : [from the window]  Psst... Dad!

  Darkwing Duck : Gosayln! You gotta get me outta here! I'm going stir crazy, I tell ya! I've been in here over five minutes!