Capitalism: A Love Story (2009)

Robert Powell: Jesus

Quotes 

• Rich Man : Master! What must I do to have eternal life?

  Jesus : Go forth and maximize profits.

• Israelite : You say the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand. But when exactly will it be?

  Jesus : When you deregulate the banking industry.

• Man with palsy : Please help me. I've been this way for over 20 years.

  Jesus : I'm sorry. I cannot heal your preexisting condition. He'll have to pay out of pocket.