Breaking Bad (TV Series)

Bit by a Dead Bee (2009)

Dean Norris: Hank Schrader

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• Walter White : Listen, Hank. I don't know what to say. I mean, you going out there looking for me put you in danger, and I'm so so... well, "sorry" doesn't even cut it. Not nearly.

  Hank Schrader : Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Is that what you're worried about? Forget it. No, no, no. Look, at the office, they're treating me like I'm Eliot Ness, okay? I mean, they, uh, they threw me a party, the gals baked me a chocolate chip cake like you wouldn't believe, okay? Hey, you ought to disappear more often.

  [he laughs] 

  Hank Schrader : Just kidding. Don't... don't do that.

• Hank Schrader : [Talking to Jesse]  Only shooting you do is into a Kleenex.

• Steven Gomez : [after questioning Wendy, Jesse's alibi]  You wanted her to bang a football player, you big, bald pervert?

  Hank Schrader : It's a long story, Gomey.

  Steven Gomez : Yeah, I'm sure it is, and I wanna hear it, but first we gotta cut Pinkman loose.

  Hank Schrader : Not yet. I got one more shot at that little skid mark.

• Hank Schrader : [Talking to Jesse]  So who's your chief, little Injun?

• Steven Gomez : Southwest Aniline again?

  [Hank tosses him an evidence baggie] 

  Steven Gomez : What's this?

  Hank Schrader : It's the blue meth we found up by your late homey.

  Steven Gomez : Tuco wasn't my homey, any more than Charlie Manson was yours.

  Hank Schrader : Lab says it got cooked P2P-style.

  Steven Gomez : P2P, huh? So what are you thinking? The two stooges over here cooked it?

  Hank Schrader : Lab said that blue meth's the purest they've seen. At least since this.

  Steven Gomez : [Hank shows another evidence baggie]  Krazy-8.

  Hank Schrader : Yeah. Krazy-8, Tuco... somehow, some way, it's all connected. A simple explanation, only I'm not seeing it, and it's making my head hurt.

  Steven Gomez : That's 'cause you're working that ugly melon too hard. It's dead around here. Let's go get a couple of beers.

  Hank Schrader : It's 11:00 in the morning.

  Steven Gomez : I'm buying.

  Hank Schrader : You're buying? Holy crap. What, is it Cinco de Mayo already?