Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner (2008 Video Game)

Missy Palmer: Marzipan

Quotes 

• Strong Bad : [patronizingly; referring to Marzipan's party decorations]  Did you make all these decorations?

  Marzipan : That's so sweet of you to ask. Why, yes, all of these party decorations were hand-crafted by me, myself and I. I grew the bamboo for the tiki torches in my underground terrarium, ground the paint pigments for the victory banner from a variety of rose petals in my garden, and completed a three-week course in iron working at the local community college so I could hand-smelt the cute little Homestar float over there.

  Strong Bad : Wow! That's a lotta words!

• [Strong Bad, disguised as Homestar, runs the Race to the End of the Race very poorly, but everyone thinks he actually is Homestar] 

  Coach Z : Wow, Homestar, that was one of the worst performances I've ever seen in the Race to the End of the Race. You should be downright ashamed!

  [Pom Pom bubbles] 

  Coach Z : Yeah, and embarrassed!

  Strong Bad : [mimicking Homestar]  I guess I was just too clumsy, lame, and not-cool to win.

  Coach Z : You said a mouthful, youngster! Pom Pom, step into my office. We got to fill out a bunch of paperwork before we can send the tape off to the judges.

  [Pom Pom bubbles and follows Coach Z offscreen; Marzipan walks up] 

  Marzipan : There you are, you insensitive party-pooping pyromaniac! You and I are T-H-R-U through!

  [the King of Town walks up] 

  The King of Town : And don't think I've forgotten about your little naked escapade, you currently-giant-headed-hooligan! You'll rue the day you exposed your giblets to a government official!

  Strong Bad : [still mimicking Homestar]  Boo me!