The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Home Is Where the Hate Is (2008)

Doc Hammer: Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, Henchman 21, Kevin Moppet

Quotes 

• Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : [Smoke coming from The Monarch's room]  What are you doing?

  The Monarch : I'm Farrah Fawcett attempting to make a comeback. What do you think I'm doing? I'm not using the same bed that you pleasured Phantom Limb in. So, I'm burning it along with this... what is this... little league trophies? Self-help books?

  Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : Well then sell'em. Do you really have to burn all of it, that's insane!

  The Monarch : You know what's insane? You dated a man who read a book entitled, "The Secret". You know what that "secret" is? Your ex-boyfriend is a loser.

  [Mocking] 

  The Monarch : Oh, but don't tell anybody... secret.

• Henchman 21 : OK, 24's out sick, so you guys can sleep in here. Welp, goodnight!

  Hank Venture : Wait! Dude, it's like 8 at night.

  Henchman 21 : [fakes a yawn]  Yeah, I am bushed!

  Hank Venture : Oh, don't even try that.

  Henchman 21 : Look, no offense, but I am in no mood to play babysitter to the Ritalin twins tonight. OK? My life sucks quite enough already, thank you. I have big-boy problems.

  Dean Venture : Girls?

  Henchman 21 : I wish!

  Hank Venture : Hemorrhoids?