Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Ben Schwartz: Sonic
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Quotes
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Tom : Sonic, I love that you want to help make a difference. But you're being reckless. Pretending to be Batman?
Sonic : Blue Justice! Trademark pending!
Tom : You're still just a kid. Trust me, there will come a moment when your power will be needed. But you don't choose that moment, that moment chooses you.
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Sonic : Uhhh... meow?
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Knuckles : [holding baseball bat] ummm.. I don't understand, why am I angry at the enemy ball?
Sonic : You're not angry, you just want to hit it as hard as you can and then run around the bases.
Knuckles : But if my quest ends where I am standing, why run at all?
Sonic : [puts his hand on face] Uhhh I can't with this guy why do I even try?
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Sonic : [both are on the beach after Knuckles saved him from drowning] You saved me?
Knuckles : Don't talk to me. I'm not in the mood
[Sonic throws a sandball at him]
Knuckles : How dare you attack me in my hour of sorrow!
[Sonic throws another sandball at him]
Sonic : Why did you save me
[Knuckles throws a giant sand ball at him which buries him completely]
Knuckles : [making another sand ball] Because you saved me first which clearly gave you a tactical advantage, I do not understand.
Sonic : It wasn't a tactic, I couldn't just let you die.
Knuckles : Why, I've been trying to destroy you since the moment we met.
Sonic : Because being a hero isn't about taking care of yourself, it's about taking responsibility for other people.
Knuckles : [sits down next to Sonic] Hmmm, wise words. An ancient earth proper?
Sonic : No sir, that's a Wachowski family special. I got it from a guy in a rowboat, someone who means a lot to me.
[Hear's a plane]
Sonic : wait a second what's that sound.
Tails : Only Sonic the Hedgehog needs rescuing this much.
Sonic : [laughs] That sly little fox.
[to Knuckles]
Sonic : come on Knucklehead, we're not beat yet.
Knuckles : On the mountain you told me you lost everything, the way I did. But you seem so hopeful and free, how did you move forward despite failing again and again and again and again and again and again...
Sonic : Okay I didn't fail that much, but I didn't do this all alone I found a new family, new friends, and you can too.
[Offering his hand]
Sonic : you don't have to be alone anymore.
[Knuckles accepts his hand crushing it in the process]
Sonic : ow, ow, ow, ow, are you kidding me with that handshake?
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Sonic : [catches a Robotnik missile] Return to sender!
[hurls it back]
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Sonic : Let's talk about your new outfit: it's like Professor X meets Mr Monopoly.
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Sonic : Today's forecast calls for a 100% chance of adventure!
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Maddie Wachowski : [Sonic has become Super Sonic they both run up to him] Sonic!
Tom : Buddy.
Knuckles : Wait, you cannot touch him! The Hedgehog holds the power of the emerald. I am sorry, he's no longer the Sonic you once knew.
Maddie Wachowski : What?
Sonic : [Sonic uses his power to summon deluxe chili dogs from the sky. eating a chilli dog] mhmmm you gotta try this
[snaps his fingers another chili dog lands on Knuckles]
Knuckles : [With two sausages and tomato sauce on his eyes; annoyed] Okay. He is exactly the Sonic you once knew.
[a hot dog bun falls on Knuckles' face]
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Sonic : Has anyone ever told you, you've got serious anger issues?
Knuckles : You mock me with your weak jokes, but you know nothing about me Hedgehog.
Sonic : Well I know you Echidna's have a habit of showing up uninvited and ruining my life.
Knuckles : Ruining your life? Another bad joke! I lost everything because of you. My tribe was on the verge of it's greatest victory, the last of the owl warriors were located soon Longclaw's Emerald secrets would be ours. But my father stopped me from joining the fight. He said my moment to honor our tribe would come but it was not this moment, those were the last words he spoke to me. I never saw him again.
Sonic : We both lost everything that day.
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Knuckles : I've spent my whole life questing for this. Now I have it. Now we have it. What can we do with it? What next?
Tails : There were once two orders of heroes who protected the galaxy from those who used the emerald for evil.
Knuckles : But they've all passed on to the great battleground in the sky.
Sonic : So we start a new order. The three of us.
Knuckles : This is no light task. We must make a vow; to use our powers to keep the universe safe. To watch out for each other. Our new tribe.
Tails : Oh, I know! A power bump!
[Holds up his fist]
Sonic : Good idea!
[Puts his fist against Tails' fist while Knuckles looks confused]
Tails : It's an Earth custom. An unbreakable promise.
Knuckles : Very well. A power bump it is.
[Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles put their fists against each other in the center]
Sonic : Power Bump!
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Sonic : Holy Shiit... ake!
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Sonic : [they both wash up on the beach] you saved me?
Knuckles : [sitting down] Don't talk to me I'm not in the mood.
[Sonic throws a sandball at him]
Knuckles : How dare you attack me in my hour of sorrow.
[Sonic throws another sandball at him]
Sonic : Why did you save me?
[Knuckles throws a gigantic sand ball at him which buries him completely]
Knuckles : Because you saved me first, which clearly gave you a tactical advantage I do not understand.
Sonic : It wasn't a tactic. I couldn't just let you die.
Knuckles : Why. I've been trying to destroy you since the moment we met
Sonic : Because being a hero isn't about taking care of yourself. It's about taking responsibility for other people.
Knuckles : [sits down next to Sonic] Hmmm. Wise words. An ancient earth proper?
Sonic : No sir that's a Wachowski family special. I got it from a guy in a rowboat. Someone who means a lot to me.
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Sonic : Alright mustache. You want me? Come and get me!
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : You don't tell me about coming and getting. I am on the CUTTING EDGE AT COMING AND GETTING!
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Tails : [after Sonic and Tails win a dance battle] Huh, wow! Only Sonic the Hedgehog could win a dance battle that epic!
Sonic : Stick with me, pal. Earth can be a scary place, but I know everything about this whole pale blue dot.
Tails : Do you... really mean that?
Sonic : I mean, not everything, but I watch a LOT of Discovery Channel, and...
Tails : I meant about... me being your pal.
Sonic : Course, buddy.
[Tails hugs Sonic]
Sonic : Oh-ho-ho, coming in hot!
Tails : Growing up, I didn't have any friends. Everyone in my village thought my two tails were weird.
Sonic : Hey, I know that feeling.
Tails : But then I saw you. The fastest creature in the galaxy. You were weird, too. But you were a legend. That made me think, maybe being weird isn't so bad. You inspired me to leave my village, to find you and help you in your mission.
Sonic : I'm really glad you're here, Tails.
Tails : I'm glad I'm here too, Sonic.
Sonic : [yawns] Might as well get some sleep. This feels like a good place to spend the night. You'll be able to get clear readings on your gizmo thing once the storm is over. So I...
[finds Tails fast asleep and wraps blanket around him]
Sonic : Night, Tails.
[Tails drapes his two tails around Sonic as they sleep]
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Sonic : [about the emerald] Can't forget this...
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Knuckles : [about to crush Sonic with a boulder] Say goodbye, hedgehog!
[Sonic panics as he eyes on Robotnik getting his hands on the Emerald]
Sonic : Knuckles, stop! Robotnik's stealing the Emerald!
Knuckles : What kind of fool do you take me for?
Sonic : Just look!
[Knuckles does so]
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : Mine!
Knuckles : [stops him] WAIT! That wasn't the deal!
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : [sarcastically] Oh! You poor naive creature. It's not your fault. A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away. Or 1.6 kilometers.
Knuckles : But I trusted you! You were my friend!
[Robotnik laughs manically for a moment]
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : I'm sorry, that just hit me funny. Let this be my final lesson to you, you dimwitted celestial skintag. Friends are open, honest and vulnerable with each other, which means X square times the hypotenuse of Y square divided by the absolute value of friendship equals... DOOKIE!
Sonic : [looks on with dread] Oh, no!
[Robotnik lays his hands on the Emerald blasting away both Sonic and Knuckles]
Dr. Ivo Robotnik : CHAOS... IS... POWER!
[Robotnik disappears with the Emerald causing the whole temple to crumble in ruins]
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Sonic : I've been called many names. Vengeance. The Spiky Supernova. But you may call me... Blue Justice!
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Sonic : [wakes up to find an old lady snuggling him in her sleep] Tails! We have a situation!
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Sonic : Bad time to say this, but I don't actually have a plan!
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[Maddie, Tom and Sonic tend to an unconcious Tails in the outside reception area; out at sea, a glowing green beam of light flares into the sky; Commander Walters is gagged and tied to a chair]
Tom Wachowski : Sonic... what is that?
Sonic the Hedgehog : A big problem. The compass led Robotnik to the Emerald.
Maddie Wachowski : That's gotta be hundreds of miles away.
Tom Wachowski : All right. Huddle up. Let's figure out a plan.
[to Sonic]
Tom Wachowski : Together.
Sonic the Hedgehog : [starts walking away] There's no time for that. I'm the only one that can get there fast enough.
Maddie Wachowski : Sonic, this is way too big for you to do by yourself.
Sonic the Hedgehog : [turns back and indicates Tails] You see that little fox over there? He came all the way across the universe to meet his hero, and what did his hero do? I practically got him killed.
[to Tom]
Sonic the Hedgehog : You know what? You were right. My moment came, and I blew it. I'm no hero.
Tom Wachowski : Wait.
Sonic the Hedgehog : No. I'm not letting anyone else get hurt because of me. I'm gonna fix this while I still can.
[races off into the distance]
Tom Wachowski : Sonic!
[Tails wakes up]
Miles "Tails" Prower : [gasps] Sonic, wait!
[tries to fly, but falls on his face and groans; Tom and Maddie rush to his side]
Maddie Wachowski : Hold on, wait.
Tom Wachowski : Hey, hey, hey.
Maddie Wachowski : Don't move.
Tom Wachowski : Take it easy, little guy. You're hurt.
Miles "Tails" Prower : But we have to help him. You don't know what he's up against.
[on the horizon, the green light glows brighter; Commander Walters watches from his chair]
Tom Wachowski : You believe us now?
Commander Walters : [nods sheepishly] Mmm-hmm.
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Sonic : [to the restrained security guard in a truck he's driving] Sorry, I don't speak duct tape!
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Tom Wachowski : Sonic!
Maddie Wachowski : What's happening? Are you hurt?
Sonic the Hedgehog : No, no, I'm fine.
Tom Wachowski : Ok, good... because you're in so much trouble!
Maddie Wachowski : Ok, you calm down!
[turns to Sonic]
Maddie Wachowski : *You* talk!
Sonic the Hedgehog : Ok, quick version. Robotnik is back on Earth, and he's after a magic emerald. We need to get it back or the world is doomed!
