- Tommy Pickles: Well, I think a diaper is all any baby ever needs.
- Chuckie: I don't know, Tommy. Ever since I started going on the potty, a diaper just doesn't feel right.
- Lil DeVille: Dressies are the bestest of all. They don't rub, they're nice and cool, and you still got something over your diaper for when friends come over.
- Tommy Pickles: We can't?
- Lil DeVille: No, boys wear pants and girls wear dressies.
- Tommy Pickles: Well, why do we gots to wear different stuff?
- Lil DeVille: 'Cause girls are good and boys are bad, naughty babies.
- Tommy Pickles: Oh, that's why.