- Detective Shane Vendrell: What is it with you and whores?
- Detective Vic Mackey: Just tryin' to keep 'em from tempting you.
- PBA Rep: Detective Mackey, we're not done. In spite of this ruling, the final determination is up to the chief. Go to your captain, get her to put in a good word.
- Detective Vic Mackey: I see you're a married man. Is your wife pretty?
- PBA Rep: Beautiful.
- Detective Vic Mackey: Would you mind if I take her to Vegas for a dirty weekend? Ride her ass hard and put her away wet?
- PBA Rep: What?
- Detective Vic Mackey: Now that's 'bout the level of cooperation I can expect from my captain, on anything.