The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Bible Games (2006)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

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• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him, not even Chuck Norris.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : I'd rather fuck a porcupine and shove a cactus up my ass. I'd rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog's anus hole. It's just a bunch of poopy, diarrhea doo-doo ass shit.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : So, who knows? Call it whatever you want. Call it Super 3D Fuck Farts, if you want.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Have you ever tried lifting a horse? It's not that easy.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Those sheep are a bitch the carry, especially if you're trying to get past the lion. That lion hates sheep and anybody who carries sheep. However, if you go past him without the sheep, they don't give a shit. I can even pick the lion up, and it doesn't care. Sure, try that in real life! Pick up a lion and see what happens! And while you're at it, just try to punch that lion right in the nuts! Yeah, right in the fuckin' nuts!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : What other game can you say "I just threw Baby Moses into the water"? For some reason, I can't stop saying Baby Moses. Baby Moses, Baby Moses. When you get to the end of the level it says "Good work, but you forgot Baby Moses". I didn't forget him, I just didn't want him!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Is that how Noah did it? He did it all by himself by picking the animals up? Well according to Bible Adventures, that's how it happened.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : [about the game music]  You'd rather listen to your only infant child puking to death, or choking on his own puke chunks...that's disgusting. I apologize.

• The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Noah man nobody fucks with him not even Chuck Norris.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : For some reason, I can't stop saying "baby Moses."

  [pause] 

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Baby Moses, baby Moses.