Quotes
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Tracy Jordan : This is something I've never told anyone. This is my terrible secret. In the 20 years that I've known her I've never cheated on my wife. There. I said it. Don't look at me.
Jack Donaghy : Wait a minute. That can't be the truth.
Tracy Jordan : The partying is just for show. And because I'm a high-functioning alcoholic. All the phone numbers you see me hand out, they're not even mine.
Brian Williams : [cut to Brian Williams sitting in his living room and answering the phone] No, this isn't Tracy Jordan.
[pauses]
Brian Williams : Really? I've not heard of that term before. Do you know how to get to Connecticut?
